Score: 10

"You are poopy!"

submission: Final Ass (Dir Cut)

date: November 28, 2001

Every time you see me, these people suck my cock.

Score: 7

"Needs more pictures of me..."

submission: Chop Suey (NG BBS)

date: October 3, 2001

hmmmm..... I hated the music. I mean really, really hated it. Why on earth people like System of a Down I don't understand, but then again, people seem to like bands like N'Sync and singers like Britney Spears, so I guess that proves that good taste is hard to find. Other than that, I thought that the images were well put together and had an interesting appeal, especially the pictures of me. Perhaps someone should put together an entire movie about me, that would be a good idea. Normally I disaprove of movies that rely on imported images and music, but I feel that this one had enough of a personal touch to move beyond that.

Score: 7

"not bad, for a stop motion...."

submission: SPIDERMAN VS THE THING

date: June 12, 2001

Just a couple of things, neither Spider-Man (that's right Spider-Man, not Spiderman, he's a super-hero, not a Jew (nothing against Jews)) nor the Thing are X-Men. The Thing is a member of the Fantastic 4 and Spider-Man does his own thing, no, that is not an intentional pun. At least Spider-Man won.

The stop motion is well done and the moves were well articulated.